Look, I had really promised myself that I wasn't going to comment on my shitty fucking blog about anything having to do with national politics, but hey I'm a criminal and a liar so fuck y'all. Everyday all day the news is focused on health care reform and all the hoopla surrounding it, but without a doubt the most dreadful part of the whole process has the been footage of the town hall meetings. This is the problem as I see it......the average American is an absolute un-informed fucking idiot. Can someone please explain to me how trying to pass health care reform bills that would break the monopoly of health insurance companies, and allow everyone the opportunity to own medical insurance makes Barack Obama a Nazi?? This is the jist of their argument, "Hitler was a Socialist, Barack Obama wants to pass health care reform therefore Obama is a Socialist, therefore he is a Nazi!"....HUH? This reminds me of that South Park episode when Johnny Cochrane used the "Wookie" defense to clear his client of murder. Following this logic, since Nazi Germany had cars and America has cars this means Americans are Nazi's.....WTF?? Or since Adolph Hitler claimed that 2+2=4 it must not be true because Hitler was a bad man. I sit and watch the news slack-jawed in disbelief because this has got to be the only country in the world where it's considered cool to be stupid. "Hey look at me I'm an ignorant fucking dumbass fuck yeah....Go America!!" The Republicans and their constituents can never speak in "facts" and discuss "issues" because they have no leg to stand on so they must always resort to rabble rousing. "Barack Obama an' his Nazi's are tryin' to kill yer Gramma!" "Their tryin' ta kill ma' Gramma???!!......Obama's tryin' ta' kill ma Gramma ya'll!! We gotta go make some posters and go to tha' town hall meetin, and shout shit thet' don't make no sense!!" Yes, yes moron they actually put a provision into the health care reform bill stating that if your Grandmother get's too old or sick they're going to have to put her down.....ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?? Or they try to change the subject, "Obama's tryin' ta' take away yer right to bear Gatling guns, and Surface to air missles!!" "Whaddayuh mean ah' cain't have ma' missle's? Next thing ya' know Obama'll try ta' take ma' laser." What does the Second Amendment have to do with health care? People are showing up to these town hall meetings with guns strapped to their hips... are the town meetings being held in the Sunni Triangle or something? Militiaman why have you left your compound in the hills and why are you strapped?? All these people have got to be Christians, because only a Christian could convince themselves to believe some crazy ass shit like that. Plus Christians always love a good conspiracy theory. The only problem that I'm starting to have with the whole health care movement after watching all this is that when the bill passes it's going to keep these yokels healthy enough to spawn and perpetuate their stupidity.